Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Michaela-ism 

being a Beastiality-Necrophiliac. Which is having sex with dead animals.

People of this religion go door-to-door trying to convert and spread the word of the religion that orginated in Elk Grove, California
Are you part of Michaela-ism?
No what is it?
It is the most amazing religion ever you get to have sex with dead animals!
can i get a pamphlet about it

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.
Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........
Sebastian Michaelis by Lily15 January 3, 2014

Sebastian Michaelis 

"I am simply one hell of a butler" Said Sebastian Michaelis.

Sebastian Michaelis 

1. A demon 2. A sexy beast disguised as a 3. Ciel Phantomhive's head butler 4. A demon girls fangirl about
Sebastian Michaelis is such a hottie
Sebastian Michaelis by IHazABuckets December 20, 2016

Michaelism 

To describe something as brilliant or epic!!!
Wow that is such a Michaelism moment
Michaelism by SpeedyH May 13, 2009

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.
Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.
Sebastian Michaelis by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more