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Michaelisam 

The belief that all Michaels are the best and can fuck god themselves just by sleeping when said "sleep is for the week"means mother never raised a bitch also "fuck yo life bing bong" means fuck Bitches and eat some ass
Yo you got the Michaelisam book man that shit goes hard man

Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man

The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man
Michaelisam by The holy michael December 13, 2021
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Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.
Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........
Sebastian Michaelis by Lily15 January 3, 2014

Sebastian Michaelis 

"I am simply one hell of a butler" Said Sebastian Michaelis.

Sebastian Michaelis 

1. A demon 2. A sexy beast disguised as a 3. Ciel Phantomhive's head butler 4. A demon girls fangirl about
Sebastian Michaelis is such a hottie
Sebastian Michaelis by IHazABuckets December 20, 2016

Michaelia 

An awesome chick. Michaelia can be pronouced a few different ways, including mi-KAY-la, mi-CHi-li-a, mi-SHI-li-a, mi-KAY-li-a, etc. Michaelia has a great sense of fashion, and has an awesome taste in music. She is generally a happy and optimistic person, but don't piss her off though, or you will get your ass wooped.
Person 1: Hey, who was that girl you were hanging out with?

Person 2: Oh, that's Michaelia. She's awesome.

Michaelism 

To describe something as brilliant or epic!!!
Wow that is such a Michaelism moment
Michaelism by SpeedyH May 13, 2009

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.
Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.
Sebastian Michaelis by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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