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Michae’l

Pronounced: Muh-Kel

Although he comes off as quiet or unamused, Michae’l is the most fun and kind person you’ll ever meet. He’s musically talented,can make you laugh until you can’t breathe and once you’ve been accepted as someone he cares about, his loyalty almost has no end. Just don’t take advantage of how much he cares or you WILL regret it. He isn’t one for revenge, but he won’t forget how you crossed him. He’s a lover like no other ladies... If you find yourself a Michae’l (WITH the apostrophe), do yourself a favor and never let him go.

Lady 1: “Michae’l asked me on a date...”
Lady 2: “OMG girl you are like the chosen one!!! He makes everyone so happy!”
Lady 1: “I know! He has such a calm and safe vibe to him. I’m so excited!”
Hopefully I can find a Michae’l amongst all these other scrubs.
Michae’l by MochaZ July 22, 2020
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Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even
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Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.
Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.
Michael Langdon by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019
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