Mexican wall

any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots

Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”

Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ex. 2

Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”

Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”

by Dark link November 03, 2017

Mexican wall

A literal wall made of 100% real Mexicans!

Did you see that Mexican wall it was amazing

by the hola in the pants September 01, 2016

Mexican Wall

When two men are performing oral and anal sex on a willing female participant and following intercouse they kick her out and make her pay for own way home. Sombrero optional.

Dude, John and I Mexican walled this nubile last night.

by Sombrero Sam November 17, 2016

Robertson Mexican wall

Basically you shag your bitch in doggy style on top off a wall the as ur about to splurge push her off the wall into Mexico she will cry and that's hardcore porn.

Ah g trust that slag was never cheating again man did the Robertson Mexican wall on the ting

by Robertson GBHS 9C July 05, 2017

Mexican Wall Position

One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.

Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.

by Dee Lila March 22, 2019

mexican wall tit

gringo's call them wall flowers. We mexicans just callum wall tit's

Hi babe take your eye glasses off & U no look like mexican wall tit..
Now unbutton that ol blouse big uns cumon dance with me...

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

the great mexican wall

The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.

Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."

by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017