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Mexican Cock Fight 

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
Mexican Cock Fight by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

Mexican Cock Sneeze 

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.
She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

mexican cocktail

to have anal sex using icy hot as lube
that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail
mexican cocktail by cmja August 24, 2006

Mexican Cocktail Sauce 

The mixture residing in the anus of a Mexican male who recently had his anus ejaculated into, whilst carrying a scat baby that is ready for delivery, the other Mexican male then takes a straw and drinks the combination of both the twice digested scat baby and his own recently secreted (into his homosexual partner's anus) seminal fluids.

More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.
Jose:
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!

Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!

mexican cockroach 

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach
my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf
mexican cockroach by creeper911 January 16, 2011

Mexican-Molotov cocktail 

This cocktail refers to a trinity of three Mexican superpower cleaning agents: Ajax, bleach, and Fabuloso.
After all my family left, I whipped out the Mexican-Molotov cocktail and did some ferocious cleaning.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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