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Mexirican 

Some of the hottest, coolest, and baddest Latinos that ever lived. We have the beauty from one Mexican parent (usually Mami, who's quite the knockout) and the caracta (character) of the Puerto Rican (usually Papi, who spends time knocking people out). We got a double-whammy of Latino heritage!

We love tamales and tacos and equally love lechon and 'Buela's Puerto Rican rice! We can dig Selena and also groove with Daddy Yankee. We are open to experience and will try just about anything (WTF, we were conceived out of that spirit since our parents were brave enough to hook up with someone from another Latino culture, so naturally this flows in our veins).

Our men and women are smokin' hot with huge smiles, lovely and unforgettable eyes, honey-colored skin, and rockin' bodies. We make your heart flutter and you'll always look twice at us. One you go Brown, there's no turning 'round!!
"OMG, that Mexirican totally rocked my world last night!"
Mexirican by pretty_girl313 December 15, 2011

Mexirican 

Someone with Mexican and Puerto Rican ancestry. Most commonly found in the Chicago area.
Emily has a Mexican mom and a Puerto Rican dad, therefore she is Mexirican.
Mexirican by MrRaspberryJam September 11, 2023

MexiRican 

1. a person who is of Mexican and Puerto Rican descent.

2. cool people who have red phones!!!

3. a straight up mutt.
1. "I heard that new chick Cynthia is a hardcore Mexican."

"Say what now? I heard she's Puerto Rican, fa sho."

"Hold up, foo.....maybe she's both! She's a MexiRican!!"

2. Ay yo- I just gotta Moto KRZR Fire!

Pfft....what a MexiRican.

3. Disgusting!!! This MexiRican licked my donut. It is now completely unusable and extremely flammable.
MexiRican by cyn7h14 January 28, 2009

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot 

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.
When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

Mexican Carwash 

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.
I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.