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Methstake 

Any mistake made while high as balls on the shabu.
Fuckin JD posted a dick pick and it was covered in open sores. What a methstake.

Mittstake 

1.) Any error made by Mitt Romney or his staff during his run for President

2.) A failed concept or innovation that is brought up by Mitt Romney or his staff
"Did you hear who Romney picked for his VP?"
"No, who?"
"Paul Ryan."
"Oh great, Another Mittstake."
Mittstake by MurdyZa August 12, 2012

Methstache 

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

Mathstake 

To make an mistake in anything to do with numbers, whether directly to do with an equation of some sort, or to do with days of the week etc.

Pronounced "M'thstake", as if trying to say Mistake with a lisp.

Can be used to annoy people when they deliberately exaggerate a number to make their statement carry more weight or if they are being patronirical.
Guy - I did like 400 push ups before
Girl - I think you made a slight mathstake, I counted about 15.
Mathstake by Jack A....... March 26, 2009

Mythtake 

When something thought to be true turns out to be an urban legend, it's a mythtake.
There's not one reported case of flashing headlights leading to a gang initiation killing. Although people fear warning other drivers to turn on their lights, it's a mythtake to worry.

methstache 

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.
Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
methstache by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009