Methsani 

People named Methsani can be hardworking and intelligent. However they might appear to one as moody or boring. Which most of the time they are. So before approaching Methsani, you might want to think twice and proceed carefully because even just one word can offend them. But have fun!

Hey! There’s Methsani! She looks kind of moody today.

That’s because she is. Let me introduce you to her.

Methsani by Literalmaster November 24, 2021

methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

methanical pancake swiveller by Clagbo July 19, 2006

Methanie 

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.

- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD

Methanie by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019

methanic 

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.

"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.

methanic by SFS2000 February 24, 2011

methanite 

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.

Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?

methanite by HPD April 3, 2007

Methaning 

Being in a relationship but not doing anything. Just having a relationship for the sake of a relationship.

"you guys are methaning"

Methaning by Danksbum April 9, 2017

Methanite 

(N.) An amish or mennonite person who is hooked on meth.

The methanite got their buggy impouded after their last dui.

Methanite by melj7505 September 24, 2019