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Methaning 

Being in a relationship but not doing anything. Just having a relationship for the sake of a relationship.
"you guys are methaning"
Methaning by Danksbum April 9, 2017
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the meaning of life is... 

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.
I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.

Merharing 

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind
Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants
Merharing by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

Meaning in Hindi 

The popular suggestion upon searching on Google for the 'meaning of (something)'. Followed by the above search will be several search suggestions, the first three being 'in hindi', 'in urdu' or 'in tamil'.

The occurrence for this phenomena is still unknown, but we shall simply assume that most people on this Earth love to specifically search for the meaning of things in Hindi, Urdu or Tamil...
*Searches Google:*
"meaning of bukake"

*Search suggestions:*
"meaning of bukake in hindi"
"meaning of bukake in urdu"
"meaning of bukake in tamil"

*Turns round to ask friend in great ejaculatory curiosity*

"Yo John, why the fuck do so much people search for the meaning in hindi?"

"I don't know Osama, but I got feeling Trump's behind all this..."

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.
I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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