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Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamatics 

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.
Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.
Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011

Methasaurus Rex 

term given to sketchy meth-heads in or around a city
Its about 10 til, we are driving to Carl's Jr. And we see a Methasaurus Rex, barefooted as fuck! Welcome to Redding, CA.
Methasaurus Rex by ericd000e August 31, 2010

Methorade 

The combination of any type of amphetamine, especially Methamphetamine, and a choice of gatorade or powerade. It tastes so bad, but feels so good.
Bro at that YG campout I totally chugged a bottle of methorade.

Yo why did you throw that bottle of methorade in the fire? That shit was bomb.
Methorade by YGproductions May 13, 2016

Methargy 

1. Abnormal alterness, Crazy and different. 2. A state of consciousness resembling a deep lack of sleep.
She claims that methargy is an inherited condition for which she blames her bumptious behavior and lack of sleep. We think it's the crystal meth she snorts everyday...
Methargy by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010

Methoralaxed 

Deceptive oral diarrhea of the mouth due to meth use. Lies that pour out orally, due to the use of drugs over a long period of time.
You sir, are completely methoralaxed out, I'm gonna have to ask you to go. I won't allow myself to have a future with someone that is methoralaxed.
Methoralaxed by Whore-able_&_Adorable September 21, 2018