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meth magician 

A person who always has a sack for sale, & seems to keep a good amount of personal, it just seems as though they are a magician..... POOF.... A sack!!! They can make or obtain a sack out of no where!!!!
Hey brah, he's gotta be a meth magician!?!?!? Did you see him pull that fat sack out of nowhere??? The way that person produces meth out of thin air is just like that of a magician
meth magician by Northside CWB September 30, 2022

Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methmatics 

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or [methamphetamine}
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger September 29, 2018

Methmatics 

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth
Yesterday I did some Methmatics
Methmatics by Aars-aap October 8, 2020

Mathmagician 

An individual who using mathmagical powers will solve vastly complex equations, and move outside of real and non-real numbers, and instead solve using arcane numbers. Mathmagicans are a naturally occurring phenomenon, coming into existence when someone successfully divides by the number zero. Commonly heard mathmagical spells are such as, abracosinga! or Alakasum!
After hours attempting to properly engineer the building the company finally called in a mathmagician to get the proportions of the building correct within the 100 trillionth decimal place
Mathmagician by Jovh November 30, 2010

Mathmagician 

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no mathmagician, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

-Dave (no mathmagician)
Mathmagician by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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