Meth Magic 

When a meth head appears out of no where

Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro

Meth Magic by Mrdancodered94 October 7, 2022

meth magician 

A person who always has a sack for sale, & seems to keep a good amount of personal, it just seems as though they are a magician..... POOF.... A sack!!! They can make or obtain a sack out of no where!!!!

Hey brah, he's gotta be a meth magician!?!?!? Did you see him pull that fat sack out of nowhere??? The way that person produces meth out of thin air is just like that of a magician

meth magician by Northside CWB September 30, 2022

Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methmatics 

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or [methamphetamine}

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

Methmatics by Clifhanger September 29, 2018

Methmatics 

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth

Yesterday I did some Methmatics

Methmatics by Aars-aap October 8, 2020

Mathmagician 

An individual who using mathmagical powers will solve vastly complex equations, and move outside of real and non-real numbers, and instead solve using arcane numbers. Mathmagicans are a naturally occurring phenomenon, coming into existence when someone successfully divides by the number zero. Commonly heard mathmagical spells are such as, abracosinga! or Alakasum!

After hours attempting to properly engineer the building the company finally called in a mathmagician to get the proportions of the building correct within the 100 trillionth decimal place

Mathmagician by Jovh November 30, 2010

Mathmagician 

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no mathmagician, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

-Dave (no mathmagician)

Mathmagician by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008