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Messichist 

Pronunciation mess•ih•kist
A person who enjoys activities that are or appear to be messy. Individual might also collect other ‘messes’ in the form of other people. No matter what size of mess, big or small, the individual seeks them out. Condition of mess is subject to each separate individual to determine whether it is contained or uncontrollable. Condition is variable at any given time.
The messichists were looking for chaos.
Messichist by Seymore1991 April 5, 2023
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Metsochist 

A fan of the New York Mets who hopes until the very end even when they know they shouldn't.
A real Metsochist won't give up hoping for a Mets playoff appearance even when it's mathematically impossible.
Metsochist by lcbj January 4, 2011

Massachist 

Someone who enjoys pain, weather it be self-inflicted or not.
If you punch a massachist he will not cry, he will be happier.

mishichist 

a mishichist is a sub club or group of the chabad Jews, Mishichistim believe the jewish world leader - the rebbe of chabad - rabbi M.M. Schneerson is alive and Moshiach (messiah) they have a flag (the moshiach flag), a base 770 eastern parkway brooklyn NY, and centers all over the world. they have a very open and encouraging relation with non-jews and all outcasts of society. they are very welcoming and teach the 7 laws of noah. they believe and study "chassidus" which teaches that "one good deed can bring the redemption" they tell people that if we do just a bit more good moshiach will be revealed.
"this guy is a Mishichist" "that mishichist just said yechi" "some mishichist bachur helped him out"
mishichist by Zog Yechi May 13, 2018

Massochist 

Someone who tortures himself by attending as many Catholic religious services as possible each day.
Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.
Massochist by QuacksO July 18, 2019

MessChrist 

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.
That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.
MessChrist by Mark September 3, 2004

massachist 

one who dominates in sex. so fun if done proberly.
massachist, dominatrixor dominator,or any person who beats people in sex
massachist by Persaphone May 5, 2006