Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

Messi-Ronaldo by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

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Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

messi ronaldo by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

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a Messi-Ronaldo

A sex act in which the male donkey kicks the female in the teeth

Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?

a Messi-Ronaldo by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019

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Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.

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Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

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