Cuntcrusher666's definitions

National Bestfriend Day

This is just slang for, “Give me sloppy head or I'll castrate your entire family."

Happy National Bestfriend Day!

by Cuntcrusher666 June 8, 2017

messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017