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Definitions by Cuntcrusher666

National Bestfriend Day 

This is just slang for, “Give me sloppy head or I'll castrate your entire family."

messi ronaldo 

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.