Mertch 

Combination of "Sex" and "March". Having a queue of people lined up to have sexual encounters with in 1 evening.

I'm doing a mertch tonight, I'm challenging myself and enjoying the last of my sexual drive before I retire into marriage.

Mertch by Sumemos January 16, 2022

Merthur 

The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.

Uther: yo you know Merthur?
Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard

Merthur by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Merthur 

Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".

The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.

Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made ​​the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.

Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.

Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.

Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!

Merthur by Hamulas April 16, 2013

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

merthur 

A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.

person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.

person B : What was it about?

person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.

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person A : How do you know merthur is real?

person B : poetry

merthur by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020

bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

bt merchant by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019