Combination of "Sex" and "March". Having a queue of people lined up to have sexual encounters with in 1 evening.
I'm doing a mertch tonight, I'm challenging myself and enjoying the last of my sexual drive before I retire into marriage.
by Sumemos January 16, 2022
Get the Mertch mug.The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.
by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020
Get the Merthur mug.A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
by GidonGrey July 14, 2020
Get the SMEAR MERCHANTS mug.Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".
The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.
Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.
Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.
Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.
The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.
Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.
Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.
Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.
Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!
by Hamulas April 16, 2013
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Get the Merching mug.A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.
person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.
person B : What was it about?
person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.
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person A : How do you know merthur is real?
person B : poetry
person B : What was it about?
person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.
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person A : How do you know merthur is real?
person B : poetry
by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020
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