Merpling

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

by ESilencer March 07, 2021

Merples

A word used when one does not know what else to say. Often in an awkward situation or during a lull in a conversation.

Jerry: I like you too Marcy..as a friend.
Patty: Merples

by little.blonde.one September 03, 2016

Merple

A word to use when not knowing what to say or not wanting to say the truth

Person 1: “how are you?” Person 2: “merple...” or: person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2 “hey!!!” Person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “merple”

by A good memer November 08, 2020

Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 07, 2010

Merple

A word you just say

Person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2: “merple!”

by A good memer November 08, 2020

Merple

The best color. NOT PURPLE

Person 1 "my dad just got milk" Person 2: "Murple"

Merple is a color created in 202020

by gayaygay November 06, 2022

merple

is (and can be used as ) a color of marron and purple
it can also be used as a phrase for cute

that cat is so merple
i like the color merple

by GOOBER :) June 30, 2024