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Merp

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

Merp by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

Merping 

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

Merping by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees

Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees

Treesexual by (⊙＿⊙) February 6, 2017