Merpism 

Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"

Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........

Merpism by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010

Mercism 

a statement to identify something stupid, ridiculous, and/or way off the actual meaning as said by the notorious anthony mercadante from wilkes-barre,pa

Anthony made another Mercism with his shoot two stones with one bird comment.

Mercism by cmerc January 11, 2008

merpis. 

spicier version of merp. can be used as merp. but also used for bad. or an accident tht just happened. like u farted in public or something. or when someone says something and ur like ya know merpis. or a nickname but only my nickname.

tswag is merpis.

it was a merpis night
oh. merpis.

merpis. by tswag420 January 5, 2019

merrism

A sum of a cock sucking pig

Ah you bitch fucker 3000, also ur cheese tities smell like merrism

merrism by Charlotte Robertson January 28, 2021