merrism

A sum of a cock sucking pig

Ah you bitch fucker 3000, also ur cheese tities smell like merrism

merrism by Charlotte Robertson January 28, 2021

Merriam Webster 

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

Merriam Webster by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

merriam-webstraculate 

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

merriam-webstraculate by killercut20 January 15, 2018

merrising 

The act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation.

When a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture.

Good god. That girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else.

No, he cant come out tonight he is merrising.

I'm sorry about that guys I was merrising bad.

merrising by cammel jockey November 20, 2011

merriam-webster.com 

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

merriam-webster.com by Kayl June 13, 2008

Merrissa 

Merrissa is the best person on planet earth! She attracts all the guys and is drop dead gorgeous. Merrissa is the nicest and sweetest person to ever live on earth. You are lucky if you have a Merrissa in your life!!

“Merrissa is so sweet” “oh i know right!”

Merrissa by winx talley April 15, 2021

Merrimac, MA 

The town where the only sketchy thing that ever happens is 10 year olds sitting on the sidewalk trying to speak ghetto.
You have officially entered a place where nothing happens (except some old lady attempting to smother her husband with a pillow. she failed.), welcome.

"My town is so quiet and lame,"
"At least you don't live in Merrimac, MA..."

Merrimac, MA by Captain Awesome rules! March 25, 2009