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A drunken older man who verbally abuses his wife, beats his children, yells at everyone, smashes up vehicles, sometimes doesn't bathe for up to a week at a time, yet thinks his sh*t doesn't stink and that he can do no wrong. Also thinks he is the ultimate authority on everything.
"My father-in-law has had several car crashes, yet still tells others how to drive."

"Gosh, what a Mernie!"
Mernie by lilpuppie November 5, 2006
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She is a wonderful person. You can trust her with anything she is loyal ,pretty and one of the most beautiful person in this world sometimes she might not think that and sometimes she needs to reminded of it. It’s not hard for her to fit in cuz she is such a lovable person she loves booba with tapioca perls
Person1:OMG WHO IS THAT ? SHE IS GORGEOUS

Person2: that’s Meriem

Meaniepants 

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.
"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you just said, right?"
Meaniepants by Babo - B June 6, 2019
The best most hottest sexiest lady
wow she's so MErie
Merie by ASHTHEBESt March 5, 2019

Meanie-Bo-Beenie 

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.
parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!
Meanie-Bo-Beenie by CdizzlecanNizzleU November 26, 2009
The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

Meriella 

An amazingly sweet and sensitive girl. One with true beauty both inside and out. A giggly personality. Female perfection.
Wow! did you see how gorgeous that girl was? And totally sweet too. A complete package, a total Meriella.
Meriella by cinderella1234 February 16, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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