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Another way of saying Americans. It is common for liberals to refer to people from the south as Merkuns
We are all merkuns no matter who we vote for.
Merkuns by Seanwpb May 4, 2008
Words you can keep
An American citizen, as spoken by W
'My fellow merkins'
Merkins by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

arsh merkins 

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.
"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."
arsh merkins by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Merkinstock 

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.
"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"
Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013
I'm a 'Merkun and we'll kick your ass
Merkun by merkun August 8, 2008

Getting A Merkins 

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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