Merkuns 

Another way of saying Americans. It is common for liberals to refer to people from the south as Merkuns

We are all merkuns no matter who we vote for.

Merkuns by Seanwpb May 4, 2008

Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

Merkins by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

arsh merkins 

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

arsh merkins by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Merkinstock 

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

Merkun 

an American

I'm a 'Merkun and we'll kick your ass

Merkun by merkun August 8, 2008

Getting A Merkins 

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.

Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?

Getting A Merkins by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012