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Merjanitor 

Bill: I'd hate to be a merjanitor, imagine how boring work would be when you never had to clean up crap.

Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.
Merjanitor by aphorism December 11, 2009

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.
"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"
A unicorn that flys over the earth and likes to eat chicken nuggets
Swag mereana
mereana by Thadymanter October 20, 2014
god you such a merania
merania by xVaxxoHimself January 30, 2018

Memeanity 

A religion devoted to the sacred text of all existing memes.
I converted to memeanity recently because my life sucked.
Memeanity by theholygodofmemes February 13, 2018
Mereane is a very beautiful person,she has a big booty,she’s black smart and a very nice person she has cool friends and has a boyfriend that is tall and loves her to death then she left me to go to Cali and he was sad for a long time until she got back
Mereane is a nice person
Mereane by Timtatman March 23, 2019