Merearihi 

The funniest most best friend in the world. There's just no way yous couldn't be friends. Merearihi usually has brown hair and brown. Shes very kind and laughs at everything.

Oh my god your such a good friend, you remind me of Merearihi

Merearihi by anonymous November 21, 2021

meretricious 

tawdrily attractive--one who looks like a prostitute

the young woman with heavy eyeliner and floofy hair was meretricious

meretricious by edh August 31, 2003

meretricious 

Relating to the having of hoish characteristics.

Wow, the girl in the garter and stripper boots is really meretricious.

meretricious by rfxsi July 13, 2006

Meretricious 

Tawdrily and falsely attractive; superficially significant. Don’t confuse this one with delicious.

Tidbit from Merriam-Webster: “Meretricious can be traced back to the Latin verb merere, meaning ‘to earn, gain, or deserve.’ It shares this origin with a small group of other English words, including ‘merit, meritorious, and emeritus.’ But, while these words can suggest some degree of honor or esteem, ‘meretricious’ is used to suggest pretense, insincerity, and cheap or tawdry ornamentation.”

Ohhh wow its so meretricious

Meretricious by King of JamaicanDefinitions 2 November 23, 2020