Meownager

A meownager is a cat who humorously acts as the manager of a store, library, or other public space, serving as the establishement’s mascot or furry friend.

Person A: "Is that a cat behind the counter?"
Person B: "Yeah, that’s Whiskers, he’s the store’s meownager."

by DrAccius May 3, 2025

meanager

During the teenage years a person tends to be focused on themselves and their behaviour and mannerisms can be disconcerting. A meanager has not yet learned to put the majority of their ideas and thoughts into a larger perspective and they can be very hurtful to those around them, especially their parents and siblings.

The meanager flopped down on the family couch, grabbed the remote and changed the channel from the current programme that his folks were viewinging without so much as asking if they would like to see the latest MTV programme.

by GE Morgan November 30, 2007

meowage

When meows are aged i fied

The cat has a lotta meowage

by MeowMan March 17, 2003

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

meanager

The stage in life when teen age children become possessed by peronality and forces contrary to their prior 12 years.

Similar to a teenager but lacking the nice qualities. Meanagers frequent malls, schools and sport fields. They shun parents speak in tongues and exhibit behavior similar to feral animals.

My Jane was polite well behaved and did well in school. Now she wakes up and reminds me of Linda Blair in The Exorcist. She has turned into a real meanager.

by NoFo67 March 30, 2009

Mownage

Mownage = Mad Ownage

"Westcoast rhymes are mad ownage."
"No, they're mownage."

by WestSideSaint February 2, 2009

meanager

A manager (aka your boss)who is mean to you.

"Man, my new boss is a meanager."
"Yea, I know what you mean. Mine, too, man."

by Lexluvssimon July 28, 2005