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mensurements

Falsifying the size of one's penis size to give the impression of having a big one.
Guy: 8 inches... flaccid!

Girl: Those are just mensurements. You're actually about 3" erect.
mensurements by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014
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mentoree 

The person being mentored by a mentorer
Jim is a scholar, tom wants to be a scholar, tom is jim's mentoree
mentoree by LVH8 February 3, 2006
A deliciously minty fruit.
This mintoreen is better than the nectarine I had yesterday, which was sourtereen.
mintoreen by Unicrust October 27, 2008

Menturina 

The most beautiful person. Has a great mindset and everyone look up to this person. If you have problems menturina is always there to help you.
How are you today Menturina
Menturina by Chikeanywaya November 22, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026