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i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

Methropolitan 

Of, relating to, or characteristic of a major production and distribution area of Methamphetamine for street sales.
Polk County Florida is a thriving Methropolitan area, there's practically a meth lab in every neighborhood.

I say, "Handjob" Holly is looking very Methropolitan today with her tattered, dirty clothes and gaunt appearance, eh?
Methropolitan by auralgasm October 6, 2011

Methronome 

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.
StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.
Methronome by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009

Menthol cigarettes 

According to Dave Chappelle, the preferred type of cigarette for black people, but nobody seems to know the reason for this. According to the wikipedia article, a study in 1995 shows that 79% of black smokers prefer menthol cigarettes compared to 13% of white men or 20% of white women.
Grab me a pack of menthol cigarettes, a 40 of St. Ides, and a bucket of KFC and we'll have a good time.

Menthol Humming Blumpkin

While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
Menthol cigarettes, in which the smoke inhaled produces a cool sensation in the throat.
"I just bought a pack of marlboro menthols"
menthol by loner March 8, 2004