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messticle 

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.
Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!
messticle by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011
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mesticle 

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.
mesticle by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

munsticle 

His munsticle is quite the spectacle.
munsticle by ratratratratratrat April 19, 2022

manstyle 

A normal teenager or man. They act like real men. We have porno and love the man show. We are always ready to beat some ass. We eat rocks and shit gun powder. Like all real men we masteurbate.(if your saying you don't masteurbate your a goddamn liar)No manstyle is a fucking vegetarian. Because vegetarians are wussy bitches. We love titties and some nice ass and vagay.
Some guy- Hey why won't you take a shower "a manstyle"- naaaah im still pretty clean.
manstyle by Mr.manstyle January 26, 2006
your own personal style, the way you go about things, unique to you and only you
you see how i handled that broad? mestyle baby
mestyle by dap man October 25, 2007

Mesticles 

I was at naked party today and i saw a woman with two balls coming out of there.. i call them mesticles
Mesticles by Suklaa October 13, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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