menses

Another way to say your period, or menstruation.

I think she has had her menses already.

by TheGangstaWay August 29, 2008

menses

ppl that aire h0es with

silver: guys pls stop saying MENSES - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
aire: anyway i gotta go on a date with this menses who plays league

by im not aire September 3, 2023

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.

by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Menses-battle

A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.

I met this guy on a party last Friday and we’re having this amazing menses-battle ever since I left. He’s awesome! I will definitely meet him again.

by Ghibs August 9, 2010

menses scat

Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.

Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).

by Blanche DeVareaux March 24, 2014

menses rea

The fertility-cycle-based intentions driving a woman's actions.

Often used to second-guess or disregard feminine figures and their points of view.

"We can't have a woman as President of the United States! Her menses rea would get us into World War III!"

"She was acting hysterical over the smallest things...must've been consumed by menses rea."

by jaques_custodian April 24, 2020

Menses alpha

A Mexican drug dealer.

A: sup man...
B: wattup...
C: menses alpha...

by Kinoham January 3, 2020