Mennowpause 

The period in a extremely hot ladies life when her looks fade to the point where they no long cover up for the crazy, boring or childlike world view continually emanating from her mouth. Symptoms usually manifest themselves in the late 40s to early 50s and causes episodes of confusion, anger, and railing against the establish chauvinistic patriarchy that ironically was the source of her power, prior to the condition onset.

That 43 year old actress has really gone from 0 to crazy in just a few years, I think she is going through mennowpause.

Mennowpause by stubing August 18, 2018

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

menopause 

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

menopause by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009

male menopause 

Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.

"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."

male menopause by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016

menopause 

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

menopause by yo momma November 27, 2004