by MenkehMan! June 19, 2003
Get the Menkeh mug.When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
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Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013
Get the Menkered mug.(hawaiian mythology) little creatures that live in forests of hawaii hidden from human eyes. mischeivious and favorite food is mai'a.
by Luau December 25, 2006
Get the menehune mug.a more cheeky version of monkey, will persist in the humping of the female and male leg. Has a tendancy to go more for the male gender.
Oi monkeh!
by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003
Get the monkeh mug.een lelijk persoon die niet slim is. Hij is dom, en niet slim, dus dom. en lelijk en tekent krast scheurt knipt klakt in andermans boekjes, dat is niet stoer doei
by Kabouter Kreun January 10, 2022
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