monkeh

a more cheeky version of monkey, will persist in the humping of the female and male leg. Has a tendancy to go more for the male gender.

Oi monkeh!

monkeh by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003

Monkeh

ReJeC hUmAn ReTuRn Le MoNkEh

MoNkEh

Monkeh by helpmepleaseiwanttogohome November 4, 2022

Monkeh

A highly intelligent troll that has evolved through a traumatic event. Such as getting banned from a discord server and revived as a companion.

A monkeh can also be a Necromancer in which he will need the power of dead topics to become a Grand Ape Monkeh

He is no longer a troll he is Monkeh now.

Monkeh by Windshii May 21, 2024

Holy Monkeh Nuts 

Used when you are very very shocked

*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"

Holy Monkeh Nuts by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

Spite Monkey Attack by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday 

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

Spite Monkey Sunday by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015

Spite Monkey Mentality

The sort of mental attitude exhibited by the majority of teenagers worldwide; arrogance, inexperience, and self-absorption coupled with lack of insight, narrow mindedness and a total inability to accept that they could ever be wrong. It is just this sort of chip on the shoulder attitude that causes them to clog up Urban Dictionary with ridiculously silly definitions that stand no hope of ever being accepted, to compete with each other to produce the most sickeningly disgusting sexual perversion, to attempt to boost their, already over-inflated, egos with self-aggrandising descriptions of themselves or to denigrate people they don’t like with descriptions that they don’t have the balls to put their names to, because if they did they would be sued for libel. It’s the sort of mental attitude that, when their submission is rejected, throws all of its toys out of the pram and rejects everyone else’s definitions out of infantile spite.

It is to be hoped that eventually they will grow up and maybe grow a pair although it must be said that many of them never do, retaining even into old age an immature sense of entitlement.

Spite Monkey Mentality is unfortunately prevalent amongst the teens, pre-teens and post teens who have invaded Urban Dictionary.

Spite Monkey Mentality by AKACroatalin May 13, 2015