by PainNull January 5, 2024
Get the Menkei mug.When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
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Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013
Get the Menkered mug.by Majed Shenkish March 5, 2009
Get the Shenkish Menkish mug.Mekkei is usually a male name but in this case it is a female. She is pretty tall has bad attitude and is sexy asf. She has these beautiful long legs and sexy long weave. Most mekkei's had a bf named tyrone
by Bootycheese123 December 19, 2019
Get the Mekkei mug.she's is that one girl that just makes your heart stop,she is extremely nice to almost everyone she knows she is openly confident i don't know what it is but she is extremely attractive with beautiful hair lazy but sporty she is one of those girls who is like "i'm hungry but i don't know if i'm hungry enough to get up" if you have a friend named mekeisha in you life make sure they don't leave your life.
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