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When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
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mekemenes 

the type of guy who never shows his face, likes cats and drama a bit too much, has Louis Tomlinson hair and has a unique voice for his age.
Oh that’s such a mekemenes guy
mekemenes by Roowiththebigpoo November 3, 2020

mekemenes 

Elias Vasey-Saunders
mekemenes never shows his face, he likes cats and drama. He also has a unique voice for his age. “He’s a mekemenes type of guy”
mekemenes by Roowiththebigpoo November 3, 2020

mekemenes 

Elias Vasey-Saunders
A boy whose real name is MEKEMENES
mekemenes by Roowiththebigpoo November 3, 2020

Menkered 

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event
Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
Menkered by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

mekemenes 

Elias Vasey-Saunders
A name given to one boy, he is mekemenes
mekemenes by Roowiththebigpoo November 3, 2020