Mendaz

Unscrupulous, lying, liar.

That Kazli is such a mendaz

by Prumpy Irontoe September 13, 2003

Dirty Mendez

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.

Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!

by Zandzz June 29, 2020

Kobe Mendezed

It is when someone gets their shit rocked after someone says "Fuck you" to them.

Calvin just got Kobe Mendezed

by COLEBASS December 18, 2018

Mendoza Eyes

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

Did a Mendez

Doing a Mendez - to fuck up in every way possible

To be extremely excited about something then the worst possible think happens so everything is ruined

Nick knew he fucked up when he did a Mendez and dropped all his Burger King he got for lunch.

by Mokickass September 4, 2016

Luis Mendoza

The hottest hockey player you’ll ever see.

Me: Isn’t Luis Mendoza hot?!!
Friend: Luis who?
Me: you live under a rock.

by brysnowden13 August 7, 2019

mondaze

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.

by luv24328 August 9, 2009