The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

Mendoza Eyes by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

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Did a Mendez

Doing a Mendez - to fuck up in every way possible

To be extremely excited about something then the worst possible think happens so everything is ruined

Nick knew he fucked up when he did a Mendez and dropped all his Burger King he got for lunch.

Did a Mendez by Mokickass September 4, 2016

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Luis Mendoza

The hottest hockey player you’ll ever see.

Me: Isn’t Luis Mendoza hot?!!
Friend: Luis who?
Me: you live under a rock.

Luis Mendoza by brysnowden13 August 7, 2019

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mondaze

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.

mondaze by luv24328 August 9, 2009

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