Menday 

A Valentine's Day type of holiday for men in September.

Lets go to the bar and get shit faced for Menday.

Menday by Anus Sangive April 2, 2008

Menday 

A happy holiday designed to appreciate men. Celebration occurs on the second Monday of September. Nothing special needed just let your man relax and get him or cook him a nice dinner...THIS IS NOT A ROMANTIC HOLIDAY

In celebration of Menday Susan cooked Marty a great dinner and gave him an hour long massage which ended with a huge smile on Marty's face...Don't we all like happy endings...

Menday by MenNeedaDay.com April 6, 2008

menday 

A guy who can't get any girls because he usually has no eyebrows

girl: I ran into a menday to day and got a shook when i looked at his face.

menday by australiamade May 31, 2017

Menday 

Often times, a massive nonce for 15 year old girls

"Hey, do you know that Menday guy?"
"Yeah, he's a massive nonce."

Menday by bbyboomer August 4, 2020

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

Danny Monday by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012