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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.
Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.
cunt in men's clothing by Appsguy September 25, 2007

cunt in men's clothing

A female salesperson in a men's wear store or department.
Who sold you that cool wool suit? Oh, some cunt in men's clothing at Bloomingdales.
cunt in men's clothing by ibeforeg October 15, 2007

Men in Black Men 

A spoof gay porn movie starring Wilhelm Schmidt and Tommy Lee Bones.
Last night Bill came over and we watched Men in Black Men
Men in Black Men by Jap Sy January 2, 2018

Sneak in men

Said by only the greatest of men , only the holy ones. Used to tell people to simply walk into a room but said with a bit of swag
Sneak in men by AmericaSomoanSam March 17, 2020

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! 

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree
"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…
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