Mellon Farmer
Mellon Farmer by kinni88 July 12, 2011
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mellon-farmer
A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker
The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...
While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.
An example line from the edited film:
The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...
While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.
An example line from the edited film:
mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008
Related Words
Melon Farmer
Melon Farmer by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008
Melon Farmer
When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
Melon Farmer by BFG December 6, 2003
melon-farmer
melon-farmer by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
melon farmer
Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
melon farmer by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011
Melon farmer
Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!
Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
Max: I know, her melons are huge!
Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
Melon farmer by estythebesty November 12, 2009
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