Melissa A 

Melissa Alli is the most beautiful person in the world. She is there for you whenever you are down and will always go out of her way to help you back up. She has beautiful eyes and long, soft black hair. Sometimes she thinks she is not good enough but those who know her, know she is the sweetest person in the world. Don't let her fool you though - she may be sweet, but she will put you in your place in a heartbeat. She will always be the most beautiful person in the world.. So after reading this, don't bother to believe any garbage on Urban Dictionary that you read about other people being 'the most beautiful' because that would just be a lie. Melissa is LOVE, Melissa is LIFE.

I love Melissa A.

Melissa A by Just Trust Me. November 22, 2021

Pulling a Melissa

When one is giving a blowjob and they gag and throw up on the victim.

Stefani:Anything interesting happen last weekend?

Emily:Yeah, my sister was giving TJ a blowjob for the first time and he pushed on her head and she threw up on him.

Melissa:I'm not the first girl to ever do that!

Stefani:But you are the first to tell someone!

Emily:Yeah I think almost every girl has come close to Pulling a Melissa!

Pulling a Melissa by Stefani Lawley May 6, 2010

a melissa 

When a girl you haven't known very long drives her dad's truck over to your house, parks outside on the side side street and proceeds to suck your dick in the backseat.

It's gonna be a good Friday bro, I'm getting a Melissa tonight!

a melissa by nadayabiz June 1, 2016

Pull a Melissa 

To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.

It should be a fun night, hopefully she doesn't pull a Melissa!

Pull a Melissa by JunJunJenn92 February 3, 2014

A Melissa.

A Melissa is when a bitchy hoe from a book on Wattpad tries to take your baby boy lukey’s virginity

Ugh she is such A Melissa.

A Melissa. by Cough cough Jesus get in my be February 2, 2019

Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication

“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend

Pulling a Melissa by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025