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One who specializes in toasting thin slices of bread slowly so that they become hard and crunchy without browning. This role is also known as “a maker of melba toast.”
He was out of crackers for his afternoon cheese snack, but as he was an experienced melber, he was able to create an acceptable cracker substitute of hard, pale toast. Sadly, he broke three teeth on the first bite.
Melber by CyGee McGee March 14, 2022
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Melber Kentucky 

A small town south of Paducah with a population of about 750. Not much is notable about it other than its zip code.
The zip code for Melber Kentucky is 42069.
Melber Kentucky by awmm January 30, 2021
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Lowres Member

Creatures from the lowest pit of hell. Obsessed with cum and lolis and obviously low resolution memes. There's no saving them.
Guy1: Have you heard anything about **** lately?
Guy2: I heard he became a Lowres Member.
Guy1: Oh lowd, he needs to be erased.
Lowres Member by Roswaal October 20, 2022

upstanding member 

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

Hammer Legion Member 

A word filter on the steam forums thats transforms the word "Fanboy" into "Hammer Legion Member" to prevent it being thrown around so much.
Guy1: MW2 will be a great game, stop being such a PC Hammer Legion Member.
Guy2: Suck my balls you consoletards.
A dick. Often used by fan fiction authors, because 'penis' is a turnoff, and saying 'cock' or 'dick' a million times is boring.
She felt up his member.
Member by Ermagherdwhores March 19, 2019

expendable crew member 

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.
Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.