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Melancon

A ball cradling deep throating coworker who will do anything to get a promotion they don’t deserve.
“Yo, that new guy was just in the trailer with boss man taking one on the back. I guess he’s got the promotion now. He’s a real melancon.” “That dude will poke a hole in your floaty while swimming in a pool of sharks just to survive 10 more minutes. What a melancon.” “Jacobi just got caught giving the boss a tuggie and now he’s a chief. He melancon ed it.”
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Mélançon

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
"Le pauvre petitlançon"
by Kongamuse May 31, 2013
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marshall melancon

a damn shmexy man that's big and fluffy
hey there's that kid marshall Melancon, man he's so shmexy
by Cjcudhwfjuvd May 31, 2018
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rheald melancon

hey rheald melancon!
rheald: yo
by Endi12 December 21, 2025
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melancohol

Sad alcohol
- Alcohol that makes you feel depressed
a feeling of melancohol hung around the german beer
by inggumn July 31, 2006
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melancoholic

someone who is addicted to the feeling of being melancholic or depressed
1: "Dude everytime I give Alex the aux cord he just plays sad songs."

2: "Yeah dude, that guy's a melancoholic."
by ms tobed smith October 22, 2018
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Melancolony

When a sense of melancholy becomes so great that it infects the mood of every person in a group, town, or area. No one is spared.
Roanoke became a melancolony when aliens started abducting the children.
by ThatOneNerd August 23, 2011
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