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When 2 people push their ass cheeks together and rapidly shit into each others assholes.
Me and Landon are meinking.
Meinking by Meinkmoneyman April 18, 2024
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meiningitisis 

the after affects of the fine cuisine of Mein Bowl in the Trojan Center and Troy University
Man I ate an Mein Bowl and now i have meiningitisis
meiningitisis by Jclemons September 22, 2011
When something or someone is so awful, they need 2 words to describe them. Manky and Minging.....
Did you see the state of her?
Yeah, she was properly minking...
Minking by Unbearable Muriel November 5, 2010

chow meining 

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.
Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.
chow meining by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.
My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.
minking by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006
A verb, to skulk around or engage in suspect or suspicious behaviour in dark corners or secluded places.
Oscar and Alistair weren't home in time for supper, they had spent the afternoon minking about by the allotments.
Minking by Dom007 February 24, 2013
When you repeatedly slowly slap your meat (penis) in your hand while in deep thought. The word meat and thinking are used to make “minking”
George keeps slapping his hand with his meat and looks like he’s in deep thought. He must be minking.
Minking by steelneel January 21, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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