Mehtch 

A tinder match you’re not excited about

I got a date with this mehtch at 6, but I’m hoping to fuck and run. Let’s hit the club at 9.

Mehtch by Amylaura April 8, 2019

Meatchtables 

1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long

2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.

I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.

She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.

Meatchtables by Organization XIII May 6, 2010

mehther 

Uncharacteristic climate that is characterized by cool, damp temperatures, cloudy skies. Weather that's meh, or just plain blah.

I was looking forward to summer. Instead all we got was three months of mehther with a couple of nice days mixed in!

mehther by panap1y December 8, 2009

Metchosin 

Home to the coolest farmers you'll ever meet. If you need to swap some poultry, the Metchosin farmer's market is the place to be.

Person 1: "I almost ran over a cow the other day..."
Person 2: "Oh, so you went to Metchosin?"

Metchosin by Metchosiniscooldon'thate. November 8, 2011

meatchickens 

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.

The meatchickens suck.

meatchickens by suomi November 14, 2005

methchanic 

Someone with little actual mechanical knowledge who shoots up and then goes and works on his girlfriends car. The result usually being that the car will no longer run.

Shawn the methchanic and crack back Jack tried to work on Amy's car when they were high and now she can't get her kids to school.

methchanic by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

metchul 

another spelling of the word metal, used when ridiculing a heavy metal style, espcially black metal, or talking shit about a band you're annoyed of cuz they suck, or they sold out.
Also used when ridiculing a metalhead, saying he's a metchulhead, or a tr00 metchulhead.
Used by both metalheads and non-metalheads.

retarded kid: "br0o0o0otal, tr0oo0est of the tr00oo0 kvlt of kvlt metchul head?"
black metaller: "BM is neither for kids, nor pussies"

metchul by Petrucci January 25, 2008