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Meatchtables
1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long
2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.
2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.
I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.
She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.
She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.
Meatchtables by Organization XIII May 6, 2010
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Metchosin
Home to the coolest farmers you'll ever meet. If you need to swap some poultry, the Metchosin farmer's market is the place to be.
Metchosin by Metchosiniscooldon'thate. November 8, 2011
meatchickens
Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.
The meatchickens suck.
meatchickens by suomi November 14, 2005
methchanic
Someone with little actual mechanical knowledge who shoots up and then goes and works on his girlfriends car. The result usually being that the car will no longer run.
Shawn the methchanic and crack back Jack tried to work on Amy's car when they were high and now she can't get her kids to school.
methchanic by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008
metchul
another spelling of the word metal, used when ridiculing a heavy metal style, espcially black metal, or talking shit about a band you're annoyed of cuz they suck, or they sold out.
Also used when ridiculing a metalhead, saying he's a metchulhead, or a tr00 metchulhead.
Used by both metalheads and non-metalheads.
Also used when ridiculing a metalhead, saying he's a metchulhead, or a tr00 metchulhead.
Used by both metalheads and non-metalheads.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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