Mehage 

Another combination of a word and the suffix '-age'.

Simply: meh + age = mehage.

Awww, thats mehage :(

How you feeling?
Meh.
Aww, mehage.

Mehage by Ashley Sykes May 21, 2008

menage-a-Trump 

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

Methages by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

menage boogie 

N: the act of dancing with two female partners at the same time, originated by Will Smith (Y'all Know)

This is your chance for, or at least it could be, me, you and your girlfriend on the dancefloor - menage boogie.

menage boogie by skinnyD April 21, 2006

menage a moi

Solo masturbation, a play on words on the phrase menage a trois

She was really rolling the marble when we walked in on her -- a total menage a moi.

menage a moi by Hands Solo March 2, 2005

menage a cat 

When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.

Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.

Dude 2: What did you do?

Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."

menage a cat by stracey g July 6, 2011

ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.

Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.

ménage à twats by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010