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Speckled duck mega fuck 

A word asocited with a great big Suprise
John: SUPRISE!!!
Billy: GAH!!! SPECKLED DUCK MEGA FUCK!!!

mega-fuckton 

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.
"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."
mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

mega fucking hot

He just is mega fucking hot
mega fucking hot by I didn’t do it February 17, 2019

mega fuckboy 

just like fuckboys, they live among us, except they also have girlfriends
abel isn’t just a regular fuckboy, he’s dating taylor. HES A MEGA FUCKBOY!!!!
mega fuckboy by mustyass December 18, 2018

Mega FUCKING thowed 

When you are at the blue cenote with the loudest table of all and feeling mega FUCKING good or drunk
I’m mega FUCKING thowed after this margarita

Mega-Fuckies 

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.
I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.