4 definitions by captain McDoucher

1
a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night
Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.
by captain McDoucher August 04, 2011
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The modernized progressive politically correct adjective of an older pre civil rights reference word. The quality or behavior of something or someone acting niggardly.
Did you see those rims? Those were fucking negretious!

Oh tommy is is just 7, sometimes after having too mich soda his behaviour can get a little nigretious.
by captain McDoucher February 02, 2016
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A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.
by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021
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a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.
Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!
by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011
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