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Maesum a guy with a massive dick .
Maesum will literally fuck your female side of ur family Maesum is also such a sexy guy he is so nice and a really good friend who will bang your mum
Hide your sister from Maesum
maesum by Katasariya February 5, 2018
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Meesum meesam Measum meeisum meejum meerum Meesemaid Meesm Meesome Meesomploss
This word is often defined as the orgasmic noise of chinese or japenese people. Teenage girls most commonly say this when commenting on someone being attractive, or in other words, "hot".
"Omg Jeydon Wale is soooo hot"
"Girl, I know.. OO, MESUMI!!!!!"
mesumi by clachrislord00d July 23, 2009
Meesam is literally perfect. She has no flaws whatsoever. If you think otherwise, you're wrong.
The only superior being, Meesam
Meesam by pollutedurine November 24, 2021
A person who can only think about Apple products not even their own family

Most Mesum's tend to buy every apple product old or new

They are very religious as they do not hesitate to even think about Apple in a bad way or as a normal person would look at Apple they believe that Steve Jobs is God and that they are messengers of the religion of appleology and that they will be rewarded with a life as an apple developer for their good deeds
Guys is that a mesum

Yes I think he is a mesum

U can tell from his words

See he mentions apple in every sentence
Mesum by Guy 1234 May 19, 2015
Cheerful, out going person who still can freeze hell over with a glance
Never betray or hurt a meesam.
Meesam by Forever Bored March 7, 2018
I've always wanted to experience a ménage à trois, but settled for a meesome. :(
Meesome by South Jersey Tom March 28, 2008