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Measum

Measum is a Religious name!
A Muslim Name!
Search it in Google coz I'm lazy to explain.....
OR ASK UR FCKING PARENTS
Yo Measum! Kiya Ahe?? Measum! LOL!!!!!
by Alyarrr July 17, 2022
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Measum

Measum is a Religious name..
it was a name in Islam, Muslim.
u can ask ur parents (If Ur Muslim) Abt it coz I'm lazy to explain sooo----.....
ASK EC
EVERYONE IF UR SO FRICKING CURIOUS!*(!>:))!)
Boy : Ayo Wassup Measum?
Measum : Yo bro ur so Cringe dude!
by Alyarrr July 17, 2022
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Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016
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measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action
Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start
by Richardoyu September 19, 2010
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Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
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Masuma

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.
"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"
by Mash1512 March 29, 2019
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Meesum

He is a down to earth person and hardly talk to someone.
He has a ocean of secrets

Hide his emotions and the person who will be his life partner would be very lucky.
Is that meesum
by Devil real December 27, 2018
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