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I've always wanted to experience a ménage à trois, but settled for a meesome. :(
Meesome by South Jersey Tom March 28, 2008
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adjective

1. inspiring an overwhelming feeling of apathy, mediocrity and ennui; causing or inducing meh.
2. showing or characterized by apathy, mediocrity and ennui; exhibiting or marked by meh.
3. Slang. very forgettable
1. My family reunion was mehsome.
2. My boss has to tell me about his mehsome bent paperclip collection every time he sees me.
3. That old white shirt is totally mehsome. What?
mehsome by FreeGeek May 6, 2013
The act of having sex with oneself; masturbation.
When asked what was the kinkiest thing he had ever done, Gene could only admit to a mesome.
mesome by exsul July 16, 2008

Meesomploss 

Noun. 1) Small things for you. 2) Little items you claim to be your own.
"Meesomploss, motha fucka! Hands off my taco salad!"
Meesomploss by froznalyve September 30, 2007
1) Cleveland Steamer
2) act of giving a man named chad a bj of epic proportions.
3) A combination of a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez.
4) the special happy place reach around

mesome has multiple definitions depending on your location in the country
Jimmy gave Chad a mesome the other night. Chad hasn't walked the same since.
mesome by Lilian Beaver January 12, 2008
Adj, The state of being you reach when you’ve gone through all of your funds in dedication of getting high
“I got meesoned last night, gonna have to work extra hours this week but it’s worth it”
Meesoned by FuckedUchiha November 15, 2018
Activity involving solo masturbation and watching porn
When I’m home alone and horny, I like to have a mesome
Mesome by magicwand4ver November 30, 2018
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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