medlock

someone who weasles out of work

Yo dawg why you gotta try and medlock your way out fixing shit!

medlock by 5ui5ide February 15, 2008

medlock

To unnecessarily reinstall software on a computer for a lack of understanding the actual problem.

damn, windows is freezing up on me. I will have to medlock it.

medlock by knailz March 7, 2008

Medlock

A medlock is a big boobed mangina. He/she likes to suck the end of a horses falice. Whilst sitting and reciting Fantastic Mr Fox to himself at home, he has female slave weasels suck upon his juicy moobs. Opening park gates turns him on.

Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.

Boy: Hey look at that boy/girl over there who has boobs, sucking on a falice, reciting fantastic mr fox with weasels sucking upon his nipples, wanking over that gate, sucking that speaker and licking that polished dishwasher!

Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.

Medlock by sdfsdgf January 20, 2009

Styopa medlock Principle 

A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.

My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.

Styopa medlock Principle by Dimitriy Sergey'ich May 4, 2006

Ryan Medlock 

A queer who always has a really bad haircut. He loves to take pictures of his abs and send them to other girls. Ryan gets orgasms when he watches the Tennessee Vols play. He also sends pictures of his dick to other guys because he thinks it turns them on.

Oh, Ryan Medlock is the biggest queer ever!

Ryan Medlock by beastboy22 February 12, 2015

Sarah Medlock 

meaning big bum

"I like big buts and i cannot lie(8)"

"You must have met Sarah Medlock then, her bums nice but massive!"

Sarah Medlock by annonymous690 January 8, 2012

Brenden Medlock 

The love of maddie's life. She made you look this up so she could ask you one question Brenden...

Will you marry me Brenden Medlock?

Brenden Medlock by Madison bear May 8, 2021