Medical Student 

The most hardcore people you will ever meet. They are two thirds of the Mars Bar slogan: work, play. Always accompanied by their iPhone and possibly a pager.

Jack: He's crazy!

Jill: No, he's a medical student.

Jack: Oh.

Medical Student by MedStudents October 20, 2010

Medical student 

A person living off coffee, ramen and sleep deprivation in order to become a better health expert.

Why's Mark looking so tired?

It's normal. He's a medical student.

Medical student by Why_can't_I_leave_this_empty January 10, 2019

medical student syndrome 

Also known as hypochondriasis of medical students. What happens to some medical students who learn about diseases. The one and only symptom of it is that they think they have diseases they are learning about.

It is also used for a student learning medicine or psychology who over analyzes everything and everyone and thinks everyone has a disease or mental condition.

Normally they find that they or someone else has one symptom of a disease and think that they or another person has the disease. Usually they ignore all other symptoms.

1)Medical Student: I have a fever above 100.4! I have SARS!
Student: No, you just have Medical Student Syndrome

2) My friend has Medical Student Syndrome. He's taking a psychology class and he diagnosed me with Autism, ADD, and Asperger's syndrome.

medical student syndrome by joe725 June 14, 2008

Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students] 

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.

Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?

Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students] by Damn I told u. October 6, 2008

Medical Strudent 

Medical Strudent (noun)

A curious hybrid of “strident” and “medical student,” denoting a medical student who exhibits a combination of intellectual fervor, unshakable self-assurance, and, at times, a certain proclivity for ostentatiousness.

The medical strudent, often hailing from an upper-echelon background (or at least projecting such airs), navigates academic halls with the determination of one destined to cure humanity’s ills—or at least command its admiration. With an unyielding belief in their burgeoning expertise, they are as quick to correct as they are to champion their own brilliance.

Though their demeanor may verge on the abrasive, their intent is rarely malevolent; it is simply the side effect of carrying the world’s health on their impeccably broad shoulders (or so they imagine). A medical strudent’s existence is a blend of caffeine-fueled cramming, lofty ambitions, and the occasional display of privilege cloaked in medical jargon—sprinkled, of course, with a hint of endearing charm that almost makes their audacity forgivable.

"During the lecture on advanced diagnostics, the medical strudent in the front row interrupted the professor with a pointed correction, their voice ringing with the confidence of one who had clearly read half the textbook—and with all the conviction of someone destined to revolutionize medicine."

Medical Strudent by YouWorkedHard.IGotItByMistake January 12, 2025